January 2009
3 posts
Jan 26th
“Note: 10% of the proceeds from these shirts will be added to 90% of the proceeds...”
– Fuck You, Penguin T-Shirts
Jan 19th
Earth Observed →
Jan 14th
October 2008
2 posts
Oct 21st
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Barack O'Lantern →
Oct 8th
September 2008
2 posts
Sep 10th
Umbrella Today →
Sep 8th
August 2008
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June 2008
4 posts
Jun 30th
Bob Ross Quotes →
Jun 28th
“In any case I am betting on bacteria as the creators of oil simply because...”
– The Unclear Origins of Oil
Jun 26th
Are my tomatoes safe? →
Jun 10th
May 2008
3 posts
Biggest drawing in the world →
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April 2008
4 posts
Apr 20th
Milliways: Infocom's Unreleased Sequel to... →
Apr 18th
“The Mets have given us up. They have let us down. They have turned around and...”
– Anonymous
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March 2008
11 posts
Mar 28th
Pentagon: Inventory ordered of all U.S. nukes →
Shouldn’t they have this report on hand?  I’d be comfortable employing one guy whose sole job it is to maintain a spreadsheet with this information.
Mar 27th
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http://www.motionportrait.com/about/TIminoriHair.sw... →
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February 2008
9 posts
Notes from the democratic debate
What does the word “deserve” mean to Hilary Clinton?  I don’t think she’s using it correctly. Why do they both want the government to screw around with healthcare? Hilary Clinton could be quoted out of context as saying it would be good for social security and medicare to have been made optional!  If only… What do they mean by “fair deal” in regard to...
Feb 27th
Vitus →
I recommend this movie.
Feb 25th
Feb 18th
I am totally off winter jackets.  Sweaters for the outside, 100% of the time.
Feb 17th
BARACK OBAMA SENT YOU FLOWERS →
Feb 16th
US plans to shoot down satellite →
“A US general denied claims that the main aim was to destroy secret parts.”  Which I think means that it is 100% aimed at destroying sekrit partz. 
Feb 14th
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Super Tuesday Not For Bexar Voters →
Oh, Texas.
Feb 5th
January 2008
9 posts
Jan 30th
Passage →
1. Download and play this game.  It lasts five minutes. 2. Then read the Creator’s Statement It’s important to do so in that order. 
Jan 29th
Socio-Political Themes in The Smurfs →
Jan 28th
Unique Soviet Snowmobiles →
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
EveryBlock →
I predict this is absurdly successful and eventually replaces the crappy online news coverage most regional newspapers provide.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
Recruiter: Well, that's what we always say - 'Give us your boys, and we'll give you back men'
Mother: What about my daughters?
Recruiter: Oh no ... sorry. If you give us your girls, we'll keep them.
Recruiter: You won't get them back.
Jan 12th
December 2007
3 posts
Christmas Should be More Commercial →
Dec 28th